July

July is like the Wednesday of the entire year.
After July, it's all down hill, baby.

Thursday is August and September.
October is Friday!
Saturday is November.
December is Sunday.

Monday is January, February, March.
Tuesday is April, August, June. June is like Tuesday night.

I think we should celebrate July 1sts.
Because Wednesday mornings are worth celebrating.
And July 1st is like, half year. So saying, happy July 1st! is like saying, Happy New Half Year!
That makes June 30th, New Half Year Eve.

I probably should have thought of this earlier,
I probably should have told you this earlier,
so we could have celebrated this year's July 1st together.

We could have waited up, on June 30th night, for July 1st.

Like a private joke you know.
Like we're cheating on them.
When the rest of the world feels the unreasonable sense of relief every January 1st, we can feel another unreasonable sense of relief on July 1st!
Behind
Their
Backs.
HAPPY NEW HALF YEAR!
Or in their faces,
HAPPY NEW HALF YEAR!
for that matter.