There was once an executive who had problems with a colleague in his office. His colleague would always embarrass him by taunting him. For example, at lunches or during office outings, the colleague would accuse the executive of sucking up to the bosses or of being spineless for not standing up for his own proposals. Sometimes, the colleague would even insult him by talking about the size of the executive's penis.
The executive felt maligned and upset. He just wanted to do his work and fuck off, and get paid the end of the month. So what if he doesn't stand up for his own proposals? He doesn't even care for them, really.
On a particularly bad day, he was so stressed that when he went to the toilet to splash water on his face, he blurted out his complains to the auntie cleaning the toilet.
The auntie, like a genie, took out from somewhere a stack of newspaper and a red marker. She mumbled something in a dialect that the executive didn't understand and left.
The executive then thought that he was taking the auntie's advice, vented his frustration by scribbling the name of the dreaded colleague with other rude things on the newspaper and threw them around in the toilet. He wetted some newspapers and stuck them to the toilet walls like posters.
The colleague was shamed and learnt to keep his mouth shut.
When the executive next saw the auntie, he gave her a wink, and before he could thank the auntie, the auntie took out her stainless steel tongs (like barbeque tongs which she usually used to pick up rubbish) and beat the executive's backside one time good good.
"Wah lan! Auntie! Tia leh!" shouted the executive, which roughly translates to: "My dick! Auntie! It's pain, you know!"
"Of course I know it's pain lah!" replied the auntie angrily, and tried to beat his legs, "I am so good hearted to give you the newspaper so you can look for job elsewhere if you're so unhappy working here. Who ask you? Si lang kia, throw the newspaper all over the toilet for me to clean up. You think I auntie auntie like that, easy to bully is it?"
"Wah, auntie, your ang mor is very good leh. Sorry lar, I thought you give me the newspaper and marker is to put like poster on the wall. Then use newspaper easy to clean mah... Why you didn't talk to me in ang mor that day leh? I didn't understand what you said."
"Now you're blaming me is it?" The auntie glared at him and beat him and chased him into the toilet. She only relented after the executive gave her fifty dollars for the trouble that he caused her.
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