"You know what I really hate? Forgetting if I've locked the house door when I step out of the lift, then having to wait for one to go back up to check. Usually I have it locked. But there was once, three years ago, when it was not. That's the worst thing that happened, I tell you, because it proved that it's possible that I should forget to lock the door. The threat is real! So, my paranoia is founded! And if my wife finds that out, she'll nag me until the cows come home and go out and come home again. You know what I mean?"
"I don't have the exact same problem, because my mother is always at home. But maybe I can empathise. Do you think it's like how I forget that if I've brushed my teeth, then I have to go and feel if my toothbrush is damp? My wife thinks it's damn stupid."
"You guys think you have a problem? When I'm done taking a shit and by the time I return to my desk, I'd entirely forget if I wiped my ass. Then I'll have to go back to the toilet and check! Imagine how my wife will go crazy if she finds shit stains in my underwear."
"Oh, right... I can see how the suspicion is completely valid... Seeing how you usually completely forget to wipe your nose when you come out of meetings with the bosses."
(sneak.)
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