Secret Report: The Earthworms

As requested, this is an interim report to update on research on the earthworms that may live inside our heads. Apparently, they are not exactly the same kinds of earthworms that are physically found in the garden soil or the leaf litters, but they are what scientists would (if they had known any better) call in layman terms, "distant relatives". These earthworms that may live in our heads, actually live in brains and slither around the little ridges and the crevices and in between the spaces in the brain's lobes. Like most other worms, they are generally disgusting, and slimy, and blind.

The worms have never been previously identified by anyone in the world. This is because, upon the death of the hosts, the worms will immediately transform into blood and hide in somewhere nobody can imagine to look.

Nobody knows how, or when, or why, but these earthworms need to reproduce in the buried dead, where they will mate with worms from neighbouring corpses. It is supposed they will morph into blood and sort of crystallise or take up form again when the time is right. They will die upon mating, and their offspring will be carried forward to the afterlife to be born with new or reincarnating souls. It is beyond modern understanding of metaphysics. Breeding the worms is not deemed viable.

The worms used to live in everybody. With each person, or rather, each brain, there will live within it, one worm. Due to evolution and other stuffy reasons, however, less people are buried and it was harder for these earthworms to reproduce and get reincarnated into new people. When dead bodies are cremated, as they usually are nowadays, the earthworms in them will too be burnt to crisp, and there will be no earthworms in the brain of the person of the reincarnated soul whose previous body was torched to ashes.

Thus, presently, not everybody has a earthworm in their head. This is to the despair of the good of the world.

These earthworms feed on the causes of meningitis. Causes of meningitis may include cancer, drugs, and various types of bacteria, viruses and fungus. It can be concluded that the worms are good for health, and should a person be a host to one of these worms, he is more likely to live a longer life. In fact, it is speculated that it makes one smarter, think better, and act wiser.

One day, these worms will be extinct. Meningitis will become ever rampant. People will become more and more stupid.

(sneak.)