YAY!

Rational thought is overrated and underutilized.

Ask yourself, when was the last time you were ridiculous?
Didn't you enjoy yourself more when you were ridiculous than when you were rational?
Life is short, so live hard!
Be as ridiculous as you can be whenever you can be!

Drive everybody crazy! Demand your way! Spit in their faces! And then scream what you say!
Throw ice cream out of the window! Gross them out with the ants! Sue your neighbour for littering! And for stealing your pants!
Drink everybody's drink! If they protest, just glare! Splash what's left on their clothings! Vomit into their hair!

LIFE IS SHORT!
LIVE HARD! LIVE FREE!
BE HAPPY! BE RIDICULOUS!
STAB SOMEBODY IN THE EYE WITH A FORK TODAY! YAY!