I'm glad I did not dream of you trying to sing some german opera, or else I'd be sure to give you a slap in the morning when I wake up next to you.
Not because you'd have sounded horribly offensive,
but only because it'd be funny as hell.
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I'm glad we did not eat ice-cream together during lunch today, when it was sunny hot and perfect to eat ice-cream together.
Not because it'd have tasted any less sweeter,
but only because I'd have missed you a little lesser.
