(C.)R.A.P. ((Composed) Rants with Ants in the Pants) 3 - The cure for Self Pity

A cure for self pity is self loathe.
The fundamental prerequisite, of course, is a decently logical mind.

Most who self pity learnt to self pity because they are unhappy.
Perhaps, another perspective is that they are unhappy because they self pity, too much.
Self pity is somewhat a shortcut way of reducing their cognitive dissonance, between their expectations and their rewards.
The issue is that most who self pity don't want to be cured of their self pity.
This is generally because of two reasons.
The first being that they don't want to be happy and/or like to self pity, which ironically, means that they are happy self-pitying, and their self pity is fake.
The second being that they want to be happy, but are trapped in self pity.
This reflects serious failure to identify that self pity is self inflicted,
like how those who slash cuts on their bodies self inflict pain.

BUT there is a very important difference between these two groups of upset people.
That is that generally, the self-slashers do not complain as much as the self-pities.
If the self-pities don't complain to me, it is not a problem to me at all.
Like how the self-slasher slashes in his private space is not a problem to me at all.
It is a problem to me, if the self-pity complains to me, and wants me to pity him.
Like how it is a problem to me, if the self-slasher complains to me, and wants me to slash him.

MY problem is that I don't want to pity the self-pity, I am more inclined towards wanting to slash him, but I think it will make him self-pity even more.
So it makes me loathe him. Which will not improve the situation, because if I tell him, it will also fuel his self-pity.
So, I suppose, one way to help myself will be to either pity myself even more profoundly, which is to contract his disease, or to slash myself, at the neck, with a parang knife.
Then again, I suppose if I had a parang knife, I might as well slash his neck first for two good reasons: 1, for practice before my own, 2, to save human kind from his incessant self pity.

IF you share my problem, take as many down as you can with you.
IF you are my problem, and have a logical mind, understanding this:
UNLIKE what the shampoo guys tell you, YOU'RE NOT WORTH IT.
Go and learn to hate yourself, it's a very precious skill.
IF you are my problem, and don't have a logical mind, follow these simple instructions:
1) Tell yourself repeatedly that life is unfair.
2) Believe that life will improve in heaven (of course you will go to heaven).
3) Kill yourself immediately.

OR you can go away from me.

Thank you.

The secret of the bath towel

The bath towel hangs on behind the door
with a single dress that is unwashed for weeks
which is depressed like how they say
it's always depressed
as they say it likes to be depressed
with which the dress most certainly disagrees.

Anyway, the secret here is that the bath towel is actually in love with the dress
in a way no other towels ever loved dresses
though the towel doesn't know that
but it can never confess to the dress
because the towel feels that they belong in quite different worlds and they can only meet behind the door or in the cupboard perhaps or in the toilet whatever
but really very rarely
as the towel changes shift very rapidly and frequently
so maybe the towel feels nothing good will come out of anything anyway
so might as well don't say.

The dress doesn’t know about this at all
and perhaps it does not ever need to know, you know, being a dress and all.