昨晚，我这儿下着大雨。
昨晚，我梦见了你。
今早醒来的我想着昨晚的你在哪里、
当我在梦见你的时候，你梦见了谁？
Wednesday, 27 July 2005
The Scream Monster Report
Name: Scream Monster, The. A.k.a. Scream Queen, The. A.k.a."Aahhhhh!" (As in, the screaming itself.)
Sex: Female.
Age: Very, very old.
Place of origin: Some say Lake Vostok. Others doubt.
Physical Attributes: Petite, invisible to most eyes, beautiful.
Other Attributes: Solitary, secretive, neither kind nor unkind but capable of both.
Basic description: The Scream Monster farms screams commercially. She sows the different scream seeds into you, nurtures their growth, harvests them, and then sells them off. The Scream Monster has a lot of partners who are involved with the production process and different partners are involved with different screams. The partners are compensated with different amount of screams proportionate to how much their screams are worth. It is a very profitable business. She is a very important lady as screams are very important materials or ingredients for very important things. She is therefore more commonly referred to as the Scream Queen. Apparently, screams also make great snacks sometimes.
Common types of screams:
Each type of screams are classified into about 5 different grades, ranging from the best which comprises of the truest screams, to the poorest, which comprises of the falsest screams. The best screams are most valuable; the poorest are not so valuable. Presented below are brief introduction of 4 major screams.
1) The dream screams (DS): Rare, involves unspeakable partners who partake in the process with unspeakable grace. In their purest form, dream screams are very powerful and can repel both goodness and evil. The secret beings are known to wear them as a pendant of sort to protect themselves, for example, on uncertain journeys. Only powerful beings can withstand the force of the dream screams though. It is said that the Scream Queen herself wears a necklace and a cloak made of dream screams.
2) The fear screams (FS): Common, and important. The fear screams are jointly produced with the Panic Kingdom. The truest and most powerful fear screams used to come from the Panic King himself, but now, those are rare as he usually lets his Queen tend to most of the production. The other members from the Panic Kingdom take part in the production themselves, producing fear screams of different grades and quantity. The lower grade fear screams are common ingredients in secret food.
3) The delight screams (DeS): Less common than FS, more delicious. The delight screams are jointly produced with the elusive Joylets. It is well known that the lower grades of delight screams are suckled upon by beings of all origins like our lollipop. The best delight screams are extremely and profoundly powerful and valuable, although it seems that few know of its proper use. Delight screams are usually cultivated in children, although adult delight screams are known to be more powerful.
4) The boredom screams (BS): Somewhat common and important raw material in the secret world. They are jointly produced with the Bore Monster. The boredom screams are touted to be tough, and flexible, they make great clothing, and are most associated with invisibility cloaks.
In case of screaming:
1) If you feel a scream coming, scream as naturally as possible.
2) Pretend you don't know about the secrets of screams, scream and forget.
In case of meeting the Scream Monster:
1) Pretend you don’t know about the Scream Monster.
2) Scream if you have to, then pretend to be puzzled.
3) Run away.
4) I can’t exactly tell you how, but DO NOT OFFEND HER.
But don’t worry too much as the chances of meeting her are quite slim.
Pssst FAQ:
1) If we’re supposed to pretend that we don’t know anything, why publish the secret report at all?
A) It’s one of those matrix (the movies) things, you know, getting closest to the truth as possible, for the sake of it.
Sex: Female.
Age: Very, very old.
Place of origin: Some say Lake Vostok. Others doubt.
Physical Attributes: Petite, invisible to most eyes, beautiful.
Other Attributes: Solitary, secretive, neither kind nor unkind but capable of both.
Basic description: The Scream Monster farms screams commercially. She sows the different scream seeds into you, nurtures their growth, harvests them, and then sells them off. The Scream Monster has a lot of partners who are involved with the production process and different partners are involved with different screams. The partners are compensated with different amount of screams proportionate to how much their screams are worth. It is a very profitable business. She is a very important lady as screams are very important materials or ingredients for very important things. She is therefore more commonly referred to as the Scream Queen. Apparently, screams also make great snacks sometimes.
Common types of screams:
Each type of screams are classified into about 5 different grades, ranging from the best which comprises of the truest screams, to the poorest, which comprises of the falsest screams. The best screams are most valuable; the poorest are not so valuable. Presented below are brief introduction of 4 major screams.
1) The dream screams (DS): Rare, involves unspeakable partners who partake in the process with unspeakable grace. In their purest form, dream screams are very powerful and can repel both goodness and evil. The secret beings are known to wear them as a pendant of sort to protect themselves, for example, on uncertain journeys. Only powerful beings can withstand the force of the dream screams though. It is said that the Scream Queen herself wears a necklace and a cloak made of dream screams.
2) The fear screams (FS): Common, and important. The fear screams are jointly produced with the Panic Kingdom. The truest and most powerful fear screams used to come from the Panic King himself, but now, those are rare as he usually lets his Queen tend to most of the production. The other members from the Panic Kingdom take part in the production themselves, producing fear screams of different grades and quantity. The lower grade fear screams are common ingredients in secret food.
3) The delight screams (DeS): Less common than FS, more delicious. The delight screams are jointly produced with the elusive Joylets. It is well known that the lower grades of delight screams are suckled upon by beings of all origins like our lollipop. The best delight screams are extremely and profoundly powerful and valuable, although it seems that few know of its proper use. Delight screams are usually cultivated in children, although adult delight screams are known to be more powerful.
4) The boredom screams (BS): Somewhat common and important raw material in the secret world. They are jointly produced with the Bore Monster. The boredom screams are touted to be tough, and flexible, they make great clothing, and are most associated with invisibility cloaks.
In case of screaming:
1) If you feel a scream coming, scream as naturally as possible.
2) Pretend you don't know about the secrets of screams, scream and forget.
In case of meeting the Scream Monster:
1) Pretend you don’t know about the Scream Monster.
2) Scream if you have to, then pretend to be puzzled.
3) Run away.
4) I can’t exactly tell you how, but DO NOT OFFEND HER.
But don’t worry too much as the chances of meeting her are quite slim.
Pssst FAQ:
1) If we’re supposed to pretend that we don’t know anything, why publish the secret report at all?
A) It’s one of those matrix (the movies) things, you know, getting closest to the truth as possible, for the sake of it.
Monday, 25 July 2005
She 3
She tiptoed to the palm tree
that felt the lack of rain
to water it with coffee
before sipping a sip again.
that felt the lack of rain
to water it with coffee
before sipping a sip again.
Sunday, 24 July 2005
Friday, 15 July 2005
Friday Night
He is spending this cheerless Friday night alone on the sofa that belongs to a stranger. He fixes his gaze upon his black leather shoes that stand neatly against the white wooden door. He is not wondering about anything. His mind is completely blank. Soon, he will fall asleep and grind his teeth. And then, he will dream about the blossoming jasmine bush from his childhood before waking up and remembering it and missing his grandmother very much.
Tuesday, 5 July 2005
Monday, 4 July 2005
Coffee and love.
Her favourite kind of coffee is the type at the kopitiam, with enough milk, and enough sugar... well, generally sweet enough, and milky enough. She likes the smell, or aroma, and the lingering taste in her mouth, or the robust lingering taste in her mouth. She knows they say that true coffee drinkers like their expressos properly. but maybe nobody has showed her how. her second favourite kind of coffee is cafe latte at the higher class kopitiams with angmohmias. which are generally milky enough, and she'll have to make it sweet enough too, by adding the sugar syrup, which can be difficult.
She thinks that if it's true when they say that love is like a cup of coffee (yes, people say that) then it's cute that she likes it the way she likes it, even if it's not really the way it's supposed to be liked.
She thinks that if it's true when they say that love is like a cup of coffee (yes, people say that) then it's cute that she likes it the way she likes it, even if it's not really the way it's supposed to be liked.
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